What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:53

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
How do I become an intelligent man?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.